Crossword Idiocity by stan

CROSSWORD IDIOCY Working a crossword stimulates the mind. Often the mind is stimulated in very weird directions This morning one of the clues was "pop up" and the answer was "arose". Since my toast pops up in the morning, it seems to me if toast pops up and pop up is arose, then my toast becomes a Rose, and the following poem was begat

Your Toast is arose! My Toast is a Rose? How can that be? I know my Rose is my girl friend and my future wife to be. And I know my Toast is my food and my future breakfast to be Then maybe If my Toast is really my Rose Then I could marry my Toast and never be hungry.